"You've Got A Great Ass"

I have never seen this movie, but by the looks of it, it might be worth a cheesy laugh or two. I love the fist pump towards the end of the clip. Who carries around a bladed frisbee? That might be the most ridiculous thing I have seen, I mean besides the, "You've got a great ass," comment.

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This might be the worst kids show ever created. How does this get past the "go fuck yourself" point in the production phase?

Rooster Has A Long Crow

This is pretty impressive. There are a lot of other ones that we could link to but this is the best one I think. Let me know what you think.

Australia Offers 'Best Job in World' On Paradise Island - Fox News

SYDNEY — Position: Island caretaker. Duties: Lazing around Australia's Great Barrier Reef for six months. Salary: $105,000.

Unemployed, take heart — the aforementioned job ad is for real. Billing it the "Best Job in the World," the tourism department in Australia's Queensland state on Tuesday said it was seeking one lucky person to spend half a year relaxing on Hamilton Island, part of the country's Whitsunday Islands, while promoting the island on a blog.

The "island caretaker" will be expected to stroll the white sands, soak up the sun, snorkel the reef, "maybe clean the pool" — and report to a global audience via weekly blogs, photo diaries and video updates.

The winner, who will stay rent-free in a multimillion-dollar three-bedroom beach home complete with pool and golf cart, must be an excellent communicator and be able to speak and write in English.

The job, according to the Daily Telegraph, seems too good to be true — work 12 hours a month for six months while carrying out such duties as feeding turtles, watching whales and writing a blog.

The Australia-based newspaper reported on its Web site that no academic qualifications are required for the job advertised in 18 countries. However, strong swimming skills and a love of snorkelling and scuba diving are a must.

The Daily Telegraph reported 850,000 people clicked on the site within the first 24 hours.

"They'll also have to talk to media from time to time about what they're doing so they can't be too shy and they'll have to love the sea, the sun, the outdoors," said acting state Premier Paul Lucas.

"The fact that they will be paid to explore the islands of the Great Barrier Reef, swim, snorkel and generally live the Queensland lifestyle makes this undoubtedly the best job in the world."

Lucas said the campaign was part of a drive to protect the state's 18 billion Australian dollar a year tourism industry during the tough economic climate caused by the global financial meltdown.

While the campaign has elements of some reality television shows, a candidate's looks will not be a prime requirement, Tourism Queensland chief executive Anthony Hayes told AFP.

"No, I don't think beautiful is what we want, I think charismatic is what we want," he said. "The reality is we are looking for a fantastic communicator.

"What we want this person to do is travel throughout the Great Barrier Reef and just try every experience, every adventure they can find and report back via blogs and video to tell the world why Queensland is a great place to come for a holiday."

Tourism Minister Desley Boyle said some people might question whether it was risky to let an unknown person become an unofficial tourism spokesperson for the state.

"I think the biggest risk will be that the successful candidate won't want to go home at the end of the six months," she said.

"This is a legitimate job which is open to anyone and everyone."

Applications are open until February 22. Eleven shortlisted candidates will be flown to Hamilton Island in early May for the final selection process and the six month contract will commence on July 1.

Job-seekers can apply at Islandreefjob.com (FoxNews)


Is this serious? Leave it to the Aussie's to come up with the greatest job on the face of the earth. I mean who doesn't want to just lay around all day and take care of an island? If you don't apply to this job you are an absolute moron....

Is this how the cookie would crumble...(I ATE IT MY WAY)

Below is a link to post that I think is great. The Manning vs. Williams Oreo eating contest is all well and good, but aren't there any other athletes who would make this contest a little more exciting.

Click here to see the post and give a little love to my man Mike Sinatra...

Funny Commercials

Funny Compilation - The most amazing bloopers are here

I am a big fan of advertising and funny commercials, which I guess makes sense since it is kinda what I do for a living, only I dont get to make funny things....

I found this video while looking around on the web this morning for some inspiration. My favorite is the one with the father giving his daughter money out of the car and gets pulled over for looking like he is trying to catch a BJ. Love it.

Mike Styp is Devastated!

The eagles just recently beat their hated rival, new York giants. This has really made my day. I have spent most of the past week hearing my roommate and longtime friend mike talk shit about how badly the giants were going to beat the eagles. Looks like I have the last laugh! The eagles played some great defense throughout the day and ended the giants season with a bang.

Sitting next to him was a great adventure today, with hats being thrown, annoying clapping and an abundance of yelling. It is rather amazing that one of us is not laying at the bottom of the pool just outside of Sinatras balcony window. Even though we are the beat of friends today we were hated enemies and I can say that I am happy this stressful time is over.

The only thing that makes all of this ok is that my eagles came out on top and are headed to the NFC championship. Mike I am sorry for your loss but at the same time extremely happy.