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Friday, January 30, 2009
If Only Veggies Were This Sexy
'Veggie Love': PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad
Now am certainly not a vegetarian nor do I really support the PETA cause, other than cruelty to animals as a "no-no", but this ad is awesome. I don't know how this ad was not allowed to air on NBC for the Super Bowl, I know I have seen commercials very similar to this.
I will tell you this though, if any woman wanted to make me eat vegetables by dressing in some sexy lingerie and doing crude things things with the food, I would be more than happy to oblige.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Some Things Omitted From The Joe Torre Book
After reading an advance copy of the controversial Joe Torre/Tom Verducci book, “The Yankee Years,” it is clear the book neglects to address several controversial topics, which are listed below:- Rudy Giuliani’s stint with the Yankees in 2003 under the name “Aaron Boone.”
- Torre’s “Single White Female”-like obsession with Tanyon Sturtze.
- A-Rod’s obsession with “Single White Female.”
- Mariano Rivera pounds a case of Bud Light during the first seven innings of every game.
- Shane Spencer’s butterfly tattoo on his lower back.
- Paul O'Neill's closeted romantic relationship with a water cooler.
- The fan who jumped from the upper deck in 2005 was actually Carl Pavano.
- The collapsed beam in 1998 was actually Hideki Irabu.
- A-Rod’s “Misery”-like obsession with Bubba Crosby.
- Don Zimmer’s pre-game ritual of sacrificing a live chicken.
- David Wells’ secret peacekeeping mission to Rwanda.
- Torre almost ruined David Cone’s perfect game in 1998 by trying to bring in Tanyon Sturtze, before realizing Sturtze was on the White Sox.
- Luis Sojo’s pre-Yankees career as a stadium vendor.
- A-Rod’s “Deliverance”-like obsession with Ruben Sierra.
- Yankees "designated" Andy Fox "for assignment" after he was eaten by Cecil Fielder.
- Torre’s constant refusal to address Kenny Lofton’s complaints about playing time with anything besides the universal “jerk-off” motion.
- Clemens didn’t intentionally throw the bat at Piazza; he was just upset because he saw Tanyon Sturtze warming up in the bullpen. He was doubly upset because Sturtze was on the Devil Rays at the time.
- A-Rod’s jealousy of Jeffrey Maier.
- Hideki Matsui’s feud with Def Jam Records.
- Torre’s “green tea” was actually HGH.
Cubs Can Kiss Any Chance At World Championship Good Bye
The Chicago Cubs today announced that they traded for the Mariners Aaron Heilman. Heilman has been a New York Met the past few years so I have had the joy of watching him blow game after game after game in the bullpen and let me tell you something, he is awful. The fact the Cubs actually felt the need to trade for him is beyond me. He might be one of the worst bullpen pitchers in the majors and I am totally convinced that he has a 'cancer' like effect on a team.
Being a Philly fan I was extremely upset to see that the Mets finally had the brains to get rid of the scrub. I wish they would have kept him, since he has probably blown about 15 games a year for them over the past two season.
Well it looks like the Cubs championship drought will have to be extended another year anyway, or at least until they release him.
Being a Philly fan I was extremely upset to see that the Mets finally had the brains to get rid of the scrub. I wish they would have kept him, since he has probably blown about 15 games a year for them over the past two season.
Well it looks like the Cubs championship drought will have to be extended another year anyway, or at least until they release him.
Monday, January 26, 2009
New Zealand Man Buys US Intelligence On MP3 Player
Sydney Morning Herald
A New Zealand man has found confidential United States military files on an MP3 player he bought at an op shop in the US.
Chris Ogle, 29, from Whangarei, bought the player from an Oklahoma thrift shop for $NZ18 ($A14.50), and found the files when he hooked it up to his computer, TV One News reported on Monday night.
The 60 files on the player contained the names and personal details of American soldiers, including ones who served in Afghanistan and Iraq.
There was also information about equipment deployed to bases and a mission briefing.
"The more I look at it, the more I see and the less I think I should be," Ogle said.
Victoria University strategic studies director Peter Cozens said one of the first rules of military endeavour was to not give the opposition information that could compromise your position.
"This is just slack administrative procedures which are indeed a cause of embarrassment. It's the sort of thing which ought not really be in the public domain, he said.
Ogle said the player never worked as a music player and he would hand it over to the US Defence Department if asked.
Well this just about sums up the past couple years of military intel. Let's keep important files on a MP3 player and then sell it to a pawn shop in the middle of Oklahoma. This guy Ogle better make a pretty penny off of this, even though the military doesn't seem to care that he has this material. I guess no one fears the Kiwi's.
A New Zealand man has found confidential United States military files on an MP3 player he bought at an op shop in the US.
Chris Ogle, 29, from Whangarei, bought the player from an Oklahoma thrift shop for $NZ18 ($A14.50), and found the files when he hooked it up to his computer, TV One News reported on Monday night.
The 60 files on the player contained the names and personal details of American soldiers, including ones who served in Afghanistan and Iraq.
There was also information about equipment deployed to bases and a mission briefing.
"The more I look at it, the more I see and the less I think I should be," Ogle said.
Victoria University strategic studies director Peter Cozens said one of the first rules of military endeavour was to not give the opposition information that could compromise your position.
"This is just slack administrative procedures which are indeed a cause of embarrassment. It's the sort of thing which ought not really be in the public domain, he said.
Ogle said the player never worked as a music player and he would hand it over to the US Defence Department if asked.
Well this just about sums up the past couple years of military intel. Let's keep important files on a MP3 player and then sell it to a pawn shop in the middle of Oklahoma. This guy Ogle better make a pretty penny off of this, even though the military doesn't seem to care that he has this material. I guess no one fears the Kiwi's.
Reptile becomes a father, at 111
From BBC
A rare New Zealand reptile has become a father, possibly for the first time, at the age of 111.
The keepers of Henry, a tuatara, had thought he was past his prime - especially after showing no interest in females during 40 years in captivity.
But he mated with 80-year-old Mildred last July and 11 of the eggs she produced have now hatched.
Henry's keepers have put his newfound vigour down to a recent operation to remove a tumour from his bottom.
'Love story'
Henry arrived at Southland Museum in the South Island city of Invercargill in 1970 and, his keepers say, soon became overweight and idle.
I have done lots of eggs before but these are just special because they are Henry's
Lindsay Hazley
Museum curator
He was known for his foul temper and had a tendency to attack other tuatara - forcing the museum to keep him in solitary confinement for many years.
But since his operation, Museum tuatara curator Lindsay Hazley said he had had a "major personality transplant".
"I have done lots of eggs before but these are just special because they are Henry's," Mr Hazley told the Southland Times.
Tuatara, which are found only in New Zealand, are sometimes referred to as "living fossils".
They are the only surviving members of a family of species which walked the Earth with the dinosaurs more than 200 million years ago.
The museum now has about 70 of the rare creatures, and Mr Hazley is hopeful that Henry might provide more offspring in the future.
He lives with three female tuatara "in great harmony", said Mr Hazley, and described the hatching of the eggs as "the completion of a love story".
This little guy is still spreading his seed at 111 years old? That is pretty impressive. I mean I have a hard enough time trying to do that at the age of 25. Maybe it gets easier with age? But I would have to seduce a much younger woman at that age. I mean there aren't any 111 year old women giving birth. Could you image having sex with some who is about 80 years your junior? That would be a miracle, let alone getting her pregnant. It is official that this reptile is now a hero of mine and I will strive to match not only years on this earth but his sexual conquests as well.
A rare New Zealand reptile has become a father, possibly for the first time, at the age of 111.
The keepers of Henry, a tuatara, had thought he was past his prime - especially after showing no interest in females during 40 years in captivity.
But he mated with 80-year-old Mildred last July and 11 of the eggs she produced have now hatched.
Henry's keepers have put his newfound vigour down to a recent operation to remove a tumour from his bottom.
'Love story'
Henry arrived at Southland Museum in the South Island city of Invercargill in 1970 and, his keepers say, soon became overweight and idle.
I have done lots of eggs before but these are just special because they are Henry's
Lindsay Hazley
Museum curator
He was known for his foul temper and had a tendency to attack other tuatara - forcing the museum to keep him in solitary confinement for many years.
But since his operation, Museum tuatara curator Lindsay Hazley said he had had a "major personality transplant".
"I have done lots of eggs before but these are just special because they are Henry's," Mr Hazley told the Southland Times.
Tuatara, which are found only in New Zealand, are sometimes referred to as "living fossils".
They are the only surviving members of a family of species which walked the Earth with the dinosaurs more than 200 million years ago.
The museum now has about 70 of the rare creatures, and Mr Hazley is hopeful that Henry might provide more offspring in the future.
He lives with three female tuatara "in great harmony", said Mr Hazley, and described the hatching of the eggs as "the completion of a love story".
This little guy is still spreading his seed at 111 years old? That is pretty impressive. I mean I have a hard enough time trying to do that at the age of 25. Maybe it gets easier with age? But I would have to seduce a much younger woman at that age. I mean there aren't any 111 year old women giving birth. Could you image having sex with some who is about 80 years your junior? That would be a miracle, let alone getting her pregnant. It is official that this reptile is now a hero of mine and I will strive to match not only years on this earth but his sexual conquests as well.
Friday, January 23, 2009
I Hate The Fox Robot
There are only a few things that I really hate about football season. Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, the New York Giants, Mike Styp and the dumb ass robot on Fox. It is so annoying and it might be the my most hated thing about football season. I like that Conan shares my opinion.
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