Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Why Your Girlfriend is Making You Broke

Being in a relationship may enrich your life, but it’s definitely doing no favors for your wallet. Find out where you’re spending the most money on your girl and plug those holes ASAP.

You’ve been dating for 6 months now and things are great - you’re hanging out regularly, your friends like her, her friends like you and, well, things are good. There’s one catch. You haven’t saved a penny in the last four months and you’re watching your credit card balance climb onward and upward like a balloon on parade day.

Your girlfriend is making you broke. But, how? And more importantly, how do you stop it? Let’s start with how you got here (here being the point where you start stuffing credit card statements into your sock drawer in order to hide from the shame):
She Wants to Go Out

It’s Friday. She wants to leave the house. Nothing too crazy, just meet a few friends for a drink or two at a local pub, maybe have a couple of appetizers and then retreat back home to watch a movie. Doesn’t seem like a big deal, right? Wrong.

Let’s break it down:

* Return Cab Fare* $20
* 3 Drinks for Two $50
* Appetizers $30

*The return cab fare is because you’re not the kind of jerk that drinks and then drives.

For a quiet night with friends you just blew $100. Do that once a week and you’re looking at $400 a month or $4800 a year. Don’t even get me started on full-blown dinners, the movies, big nights out or the tiny little extras like stopping on the way home for a fancy hot chocolate.

Even if you two are splitting the tab now and then, all that socializing can cause some serious damage to your wallet. One to two nights out a week can break you faster than you think.

Continue here...


I saw this article today and I just thought that I needed to post it. I know that I have been absent from writing lately, a drunken trip to Ireland will do that, but I apologize.

I will be writing an update on the trip later today so keep checking the site. In the mean time check out the rest of the ways that your girlfriend is making you broke. i know I suffer from a few of these, but they are all worth it, I swear! (That is to keep me from sleeping alone this weekend!)

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Trip To Ireland

I leave today for a week long trip to Ireland. I am going for work, but will make sure to have enough time for some personal fun. I will be traveling across the entire island from Shannon to Cork to Dublin to Galway and back to Dublin. I will also be making a weekend trip to England to see a Manchester United game.

That part of the trip could get a little pricey, but I have to go for my own sanity. If anyone has ever been to Ireland please let me know if there is something specific I should check out in Dublin.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Headlines I Expect To See In 2009

Grass-Roots Political Campaign Derails At Local Bar
Alcoholic Husband Breaks Wife’s Heart, Jaw
Debate Moderator Fails To Moderate Debate
Staples Store Runs Out Of Staples
Ryan Seacrest’s Attempts At Heterosexuality Fall Flat
Man’s Obsession With Fantasy Football Angers Fantasy Girlfriend
E-Card More Revealing In What It Doesn’t Say, According To Local Grandmother
Guitar Player Regrets Playing Guitar
Irony Not Lost On Paralyzed Dog Walker
Expense Report Reveals Love For Cashews
One-Man Play Proves To Be One Person Too Many
Alabama Woman Claims To See Face Of Mary In The Vatican
“World of Warcraft” Game Ends In Masturbation
Son’s Lack Of Initiative Angers Local Toll Booth Operator
Recent Baltimore Transplant Already Tired Of Jokes About “The Wire”
Lottery Winner’s Luck Runs Out When Local Townspeople Stone Her To Death
Man Fulfills Dream Of Waking Up Naked In His 3rd-Grade Classroom
Local High School Teacher Reprimands Own Penis For Insubordination
Polish Man Tired Of Stupid Jokes That He Doesn’t Understand

Man in Florida, USA, arrested for using 911 to complain about fast food

A man in Boynton Beach, Florida was arrested for misusing the city's 911 emergency phone service. Jean Fortune, 66, called 911 to complain about a fast food order from Burger King he didn't yet place.

On Monday Fortune called 911 to complain that the Burger King he was going to eat at, did not sell lemonade. He also complained to 911 operators that the food he had yet to order, was going to take 15 minutes to complete.

"You cannot dial 911 because you are unhappy with your burger, ok. I know you don't seriously think that the police need to make Burger King give you food faster," says the operator as Fortune continued to complain. "If it takes 15 minutes to cook, it takes 15 minutes to cook, ok. You don't need to call 911."

It turns out, after nearly three minutes of arguing with the operator, Fortune never even placed an order.

"Have you given them any money?," asks the operator. Fortune replies "no." The operator then asks Fortune, "have they given you any food?" Again Fortune replies "no." The operator then tells Fortune that he is able to "just drive away" from the situation, but he disagrees and tells her he will "just move [his] car". The operator warns Fortune that the police are on their way and then tells him to not block the drive-thru.

When police arrived, they arrested him for misusing the emergency line, which is a criminal offense in Florida. He was formally charged with the crime, issued a notice to appear in court and then released.


I love that the operator was not only able to talk to him about how dumb he was for calling 911 about fast food service, but was also able to keep him on the phone long enough for the police to come and arrest him.

This guy must have some serious problems with Burger King. but why not just go to McDonalds anyway? They are an American icon and I believe give better value than a Burger King. I bet they serve lemonade too...

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Song's You Wont Admit You Own

Driving with my friend David the other day I found a play list on his iPod that was titled "Song You Wont Admit You Have". Personally, I thought this was brilliant so I had him send me the songs on the playlist and tried to think of a few more to add myself. Please comment and add any to the list as you see fit!

Its tearing up my heart - nsync
Quit playing games with my heart - BSB
I drive myself crazy - nsync
My everything - 98 degrees
Back here baby - BBMack
Beautiful soul - Jesse Mcartney
On the way down - Ryan Cabrara
Barbie girl - aqua
Pieces of me - Ashlee Simpson
Girl on Tv - LFO
The hardest thing - 98 degrees
Shes no you - Jesse Mcartney
God must have spent a little more time on you - nsync
Summer girls - lfo
Ill never break you heart- BSB
This is promise you - nsync
Bye Bye Bye - nsync
I want it that way - BSB
Its gonna be me - nsync
As long as you love me - BSB
All i have to give - BSB
I do - 98 degrees
All or nothing - O Town
swear it again - WestLife
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
Hot in Here - Nelly
Macarena - Los Del Rio
If You Wanna Be My Lover - Spice Girls
I'm too sexy - Right Said Fred
She Bangs - Ricky Martin
Your Body is a Wonderland - John Mayer
Mandy - Barry Manilow
All My Life - KC and JOJO
First Date-Blink182
Love Song-Sara Bareilles
Kryptonite-3 Doors Down
Any Jonas Brothers Song
All Out Of Love - Air Supply

Please add your own!!