Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts

Monday, January 26, 2009

Reptile becomes a father, at 111

From BBC


A rare New Zealand reptile has become a father, possibly for the first time, at the age of 111.

The keepers of Henry, a tuatara, had thought he was past his prime - especially after showing no interest in females during 40 years in captivity.

But he mated with 80-year-old Mildred last July and 11 of the eggs she produced have now hatched.

Henry's keepers have put his newfound vigour down to a recent operation to remove a tumour from his bottom.

'Love story'

Henry arrived at Southland Museum in the South Island city of Invercargill in 1970 and, his keepers say, soon became overweight and idle.


I have done lots of eggs before but these are just special because they are Henry's
Lindsay Hazley
Museum curator

He was known for his foul temper and had a tendency to attack other tuatara - forcing the museum to keep him in solitary confinement for many years.

But since his operation, Museum tuatara curator Lindsay Hazley said he had had a "major personality transplant".

"I have done lots of eggs before but these are just special because they are Henry's," Mr Hazley told the Southland Times.

Tuatara, which are found only in New Zealand, are sometimes referred to as "living fossils".

They are the only surviving members of a family of species which walked the Earth with the dinosaurs more than 200 million years ago.

The museum now has about 70 of the rare creatures, and Mr Hazley is hopeful that Henry might provide more offspring in the future.

He lives with three female tuatara "in great harmony", said Mr Hazley, and described the hatching of the eggs as "the completion of a love story".


This little guy is still spreading his seed at 111 years old? That is pretty impressive. I mean I have a hard enough time trying to do that at the age of 25. Maybe it gets easier with age? But I would have to seduce a much younger woman at that age. I mean there aren't any 111 year old women giving birth. Could you image having sex with some who is about 80 years your junior? That would be a miracle, let alone getting her pregnant. It is official that this reptile is now a hero of mine and I will strive to match not only years on this earth but his sexual conquests as well.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Matching New York Couples

Walking through Times Square the other day, I noticed a bunch of "Matching New York Couples". What are these you ask? These are the couples dressed in all black suits walking arm in arm through the streets of New York acting like they own the place.

Now, I am not against couples walking together and having a good time, but they shouldnt be wearing the same designer suit. I am not sure if this is something that just bothers me or might bother others as well. Let me know what you think.

Thanks to Benji for the reminder...

Things I Found Out I Hate This Weekend

After a weekend of city going, sports watching, movie watching and a little bit of shopping we are all back at work. I find myself a little more tired than usual and wanting to get some things off my chest.

There is a guy drilling outside which does not make this any easier, but I do find it easier than doing actual work. Here are some things I found out I really hate with a little help from the weekend and the beginning of a new week.

1. Facebook
2. Rockefeller Center during Christmas
3. Not having college football
4. Uncertainties
5. Times Square
6. Delayed path trains
7. Facebook
8. People drilling at 8 in the morning
9. Dinner Parties
10. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....and then don't give you a chance to refuse.

Please feel free to add your own. This made me feel a little better. I think I need to go on vacation again.